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"If you don't fit in, whether living or dead, maybe that's a sign to stand out instead."

- Ms. Spooker

Bootrice The Unspooky!

“That’s nonsense,” said Spare Bulb. “Total reindeer goo! What others see and what they don’t is fully up to you.”

- Spare Bulb

Starling The Unsparkly!

It was time to stand proudly beneath his own mast. They all laughed at him but Nelly would laugh last!

- Captain Nelly

Nelly The Unsmelly!